Friday, March 28, 2014

Last week we all went to see the Blackhawks play the Carolina Hurricanes.

Blackhawks vs. Hurricanes at the United Center

Despite the fact that the Hurricanes are essentially the old Hartford Whalers, I still rooted for the Blackhawks and was delighted to see them win.

Morimoto at the United Center

Not half as delighted as I was by the surprise appearance by Iron Chef Morimoto. This was potentially the most randomn and unexpected treat I could have possibly asked for making it the best Valentine's Day gift I could ask for.

Dinner at the United Center

In trying to keep with our new healthy eating initiative we attempted to have the most healthy dinner available to us at the United Center. This is what we came up with.

Found in the Melting Snow: Bag of Marbles

As the snow began to really melt recently I've been out in the yard, assessing its condition, and finding many strange things there. Like this bag of marbles . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: Empty Pack of Smokes

. . . this empty pack of smokes. I wonder why you never find a full pack of smokes . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: All Sorts of Cleaning Sprays

. . . all sorts of cleaning sprays and mold inhibitors . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: Dog Toy #3

. . . a wide range of dog toys, including this one that is apparently designed to teach your dog that it is a good idea to chew on a light bulb . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: Empty 2 Liter Bottle of Store Brand Sparkling Water

. . . all kinds of trash . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: Disgusting Bowl with Cigarette Butts Floating in It

. . . a disgusting bowl filled with soggy cigarette butts that makes me feel slightly nauseated to look at . . .

Found in the Melting Snow: Dog Poop in a Bag

. . . and numerous baggies of dog poop. While less disgusting than the cigarette butts I have my suspicions that these may be late Christmas gifts from my in-laws who are under the mistaken impression that when you have a bag of dog poop the proper thing to do with it is to toss it on the ground on the side of the garage. I was informed of this by my wife who also foolishly falls prey to this miscarriage of etiquette and falsely believes that this is acceptable behavior for a human being.

Toad in the Hole

To repay my in-laws (potentially) for their poop presents I decided to make them their requested birthday dinners. For my father-in-law: Toad in the Hole. Through much research I learned what this dish was, how to make it, and that it apparently can only be made properly with a good quality Cumberland sausage.

Cumberland Sausage

Since we are in America this sausage is not easy to come by so I found a recipe from an esteemed Cumbrian sausage maker and made it myself. It was only later that I would speak with my father-in-law to discover that he had never heard of Cumberland sausage.

Mediterranean Conchiglie

For my mother-in-law: this Mediterranean pasta, her all time favorite. This is convenient since it is basically the easiest thing in the world to make.

Last Day of Winter Beard First Day of Spring Beard

On the first day of spring I took the opportunity to trim my winter beard which had become out of control. The compliments (most of them backhanded) which followed leads me to believe I probably should have trimmed up a little sooner. Beardless people do not understand the underlying psychology and the mental games the bearded play with themselves. It was me against the winter and I won!

Broccoli and Mozzarella Pizza on Sprouted Grain Crust

Three Cheese Pizza on Sprouted Grain Crust

I continued our healthy eating extravaganza by making these two pizzas on sprouted grain crust with no oil and just a small amount of cheese. While the Sicilians believe that pizza does not need cheese, I believe that a small amount makes a world of difference.

Happy Book Time

On Wednesday when I picked them up from day care they were as happy as could be. Despite runny noses they were as pleased as punch. We had such a fun time playing around, reading books, and then eating dinner.

Elliott Eating Scrambled Eggs

Elliott had three helpings of scrambled eggs despite eating virtually nothing for the past few days.


Martin ate slightly less but asked to be put in his high chair to play alongside his brother.

All was right with the world.

Balsamic Roasted Onion Salad with Feta and Campari Tomato

After getting them to bed without a peep I made dinner, starting with this salad made with balsamic roasted onions, feta, and Campari tomatoes.

Whole Wheat Pasta with Roasted Indian Baby Eggplant, Ricotta, and Parmigiano-Reggiano

For the main course I made whole wheat penne with oil-free pasta sauce, roasted baby eggplant, ricotta and Parmigiano-Reggiano.

Cozy Coupe Ride Appeasement

The following night was a little bit of a nightmare. The boys freaked out the second we came inside. The night before I had opened the door to the garage, allowed them to explore it for twenty seconds, then they came inside and were happy. That trick did not work last night and they freaked out until I caved and allowed them to ride in their Cozy Coupes. It was in the 40s, so not prime weather for such activities. I did a few laps around the block and tried to end the trip three times, they flipped out each time. After half an hour I had to get them inside to feed them and the thirty minute ride around the block had done nothing to satiate their Cozy Coupe needs.

The Cracker Game

The only thing that calmed them, though temporarily, was giving them a box of crackers that they wanted. I was so beaten down by that point that I just allowed them to crush the box and take bites out of each cracker then returning them to the box.

That, my friends, is effective parenting.

Unhappy Bath Time Buddies

I debated giving them a bath or not but I realized they were so unhappy that giving them a bath couldn't possibly make them any more unhappy. It turned out I was wrong but at least they were clean and unhappy rather than dirty and unhappy.

Conchiglie with Cassoulet Ragout and Pargmigiano-Reggiano

As the boys simmered down a bit I made this pasta with some leftover cassoulet from the freezer which I reduced down and finished with a little butter and grated Parmigiano-Reggiano.

Last night took a mental toll. Poor Jen had to do four straight days of solo early morning drop-offs and I paid with three straight cranky-pants pick-ups.

Lisa is coming to visit this weekend so here's to hoping that the distraction of loving aunties will be enough to keep them well behaved for a while!

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